Assume the Worst by Carl Hiaasen

Assume the Worst

This is Oh, the Places You’ll Never Go–the ultimate hilarious, cynical, but absolutely realistic view of a college graduate’s future. And what he or she can or can’t do about it.“This commencement address will never be given, because graduation speakers are supposed to offer encouragement and inspiration. That’s not what you need. You need a warning.”So begins Carl Hiaasen’s attempt to prepare young men and women for their future....


Details Assume the Worst

TitleAssume the Worst
ISBN9780525655015
Author
Release DateApr 10th, 2018
PublisherKnopf
LanguageEnglish
GenreNonfiction, Humor, Self Help, Funny
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Reviews Assume the Worst

  • Sheri
    2018-04-29
    An easy and super short read with valuable advice. Many of today’s graduates are caught up in a fantasy world filled with positive promises and unrealistic expectations. But life is not all sunshine and rainbows. Hiaasen dispenses great advice for life in the real world. Hidden beneath the satire new graduates will find a nice message about doing your part towards changing the world for the better.
  • Steve
    2018-04-22
    I like Carl Hiaasen's fiction, but this is complete crap. Total money-grubbing and not even remotely humorous.
  • J
    2018-05-01
    Read this because I'm graduating college next week and saw it on the library shelf. It's literally nothing I haven't already felt, so I didn't get anything from this. Apparently I already assume the worst. The art was enjoyable. Can't help feeling like this book was written in response to a graduating child and the election of Donald Trump. He basically railed Trump as much as he could. I feel the same way as the author, but the whole book just c...
  • Lois R. Gross
    2018-04-10
    I certainly hope that novelist Carl Hiassen is wrong and he actually does get to give this commencement speech to a group of newly minted graduates because it's probably the only truth they will hear in 4 to 8 years. Unlike Dr. Seuss' "Oh, the Places You'll Go", this book does not promise a future of moon and stars. Instead, Hiassen shares some down to earth truths: you probably won't be a star, you likely will live a fairly normal life, and the ...
  • Ms. Yingling
    2018-04-24
    Public library copyOh, I don't know. If you can' be happy and optimistic when you graduate from high school or college, when can you be? Life wears us down quickly enough. While I agree with Hiaasen completely, I am old and bitter. I don't know that I would share this with a shiny, hopeful young person. Life will give them an atomic wedgie soon enough.
  • Mac
    2018-04-24
    Hiaasen's writing is heavy handed and unpleasant; Chast's drawings are charming and enjoyable. What seemed like a dream team of author and artist is a mismatch of sledgehammer and butterfly. At least, the book is very, very short. Assume the worst? I should have.
  • Melissa
    2018-04-24
    If this is supposed to be humorous I didn't get the humor. Most of it is obvivous stuff but at least the author is honest and it's a nice book to share with graduates.
  • Sidney
    2018-04-20
    Hiassen is one of my favorite authors. This quick (and very snarky) advice to college grads is hilarious (and true)! Bought the book to give to son's fiancé next week for college graduation but had to read it first. I hope she follows his advice!
  • Sean Farrell
    2018-04-09
    Typical graduation speeches are full of platitudes and seemingly sage advice, all designed to make the listener feel special. Author Carl Hiaasen thinks that might not be the best way to go, and instead offers up this witty but realistic look at what graduates should expect from life now that they’ll be sent out to live it. Since it takes the form of a speech, with clever illustrations from Roz Chast, this slim book can be read fairly quickly, ...
  • Linda Quinn
    2018-02-22
    This is a call to arms hidden in what looks like a snarky, bleak look at our world today. Hiaasen's writing, paired with Roz Chast's illustrations, was a quick and powerful read. I'll be purchasing this for my graduating senior!
  • FloeticFlo
    2018-04-10
    This. This audiobook for the win! It was only 15 minutes long, but it was a delightful 15 minutes. I literally laughed out loud while listening to it as a drove to my book club on Saturday. But then, Carl Hiaasen through in some utter truth. So it was funny, but it was also honest and realistic. He takes some popular modern sayings and dashes them with some #realtalk. Read the full review on Book Nerds Across America: http://www.booknerdsacrossam...
  • RH Walters
    2018-05-08
    "Society has been deeply divided before, but never has it been so insanely distracted." I like these two writers very much, and enjoyed this quick breakfast of Weltschmerz this morning. Although Hiaasen uses curse words, this is the rant of a crabby dad and will probably be best appreciated by other parents. We all have our own dumb lessons to learn, which is what makes youth exciting and parenthood excruciating.
  • Holly Socolow
    2018-05-08
    Very clever lampooning of cliché graduation speeches, and with some grounded advice as well. Roz Chast is my favorite New Yorker cartoonist, and she hits the mark all the way through with laugh out loud images. A quick read.
  • Hari Brandl
    2018-04-30
    This short but powerful book so closely fits my own world view it is slightly scary.
  • John Everard Griffith
    2018-04-28
    A satirical speech with a positive message. Written with humour but also with a lot of encouragement to be a responsible adult in a world that need good leadership. It is a quick read. I love this kind of humour because it has a point beyond being entertaining.
  • Rob
    2018-05-01
    Not funny, not well written, not even really a book. There’s one decent quote, but this is basically a Facebook post, not anything substantial. Not sure why my library had it in the ebook collection as opposed to, say, printing the whole thing on a single sided sheet of paper and taping it above the urinal with all the other platitudes.
  • John of Canada
    2018-04-29
    Hiassen jumped from being a clever satirist to a political opportunist.He was one of my favourite authors but has decided to go the foul-mouthed,Trump hating route.I never expected someone as talented as him to go the rabble expedient easy humour route.Pity.
  • Michael Rudzki
    2018-04-28
    Some good, practical advice, accompanied by the amazing illustrations of Roz Chast.
  • Mike
    2018-05-02
    I'll assume the worst, that this was written in about an hour to cash in on the need for thoughtless graduation gifts.
  • Sharon
    2018-04-27
    A rather short essay, illustrated. Neither the writing nor illustrations are much to get excited about. It's OK.
  • Susan
    2018-04-27
    Cute! True and to the point. We've been doing it all wrong.
  • Jeri Gabrielson
    2018-04-26
    The honest graduation speech without platitudes or much hope, frankly. This is a short book you can finish in a half hour but unlikely to forget.
  • Rebecca
    2018-04-20
    Fun and irreverent, with black-and-white cartoon illustrations by Roz Chast (I especially liked "Oh, boy! GRUEL!!!" on p. 37).Favorite quotes:"Self-delusion is no virtue. Anyone who tells you the sky's the limit is blowing smoke up your ass. That's not to say you can't achieve something remarkable and enduring. But doing that will be impossible if you fail to grasp your own strengths and weaknesses. In other words, work with what you've got." "To...
  • Barb Keltner
    2018-04-23
    A short, entertaining read with some truth in what he says. One of favorite lines was when he says in his day, there weren't such terms as "active shooter," "ISIS-inspired," and "viral cat video."
  • Robert Yokoyama
    2018-04-11
    I agree with many of the beliefs that Carl Hiassen writes about in this book. This book may seem negative to some people, but I think this is realistic advice not just people who are graduating, but for anyone. I will strive to be a quick judge of character when I meet someone. This will save me a lot of time trying to figure out if a person is sincere and honest. Another belief that Hiassen dispels is that a person can become anything they want ...
  • Dhali
    2018-04-20
    Takes about 15 mins to read and is charming, funny and honest. I hope he gets to give the speech often.
  • Kathryn Scott
    2018-04-18
    This...is the truth.The truth. Unvarnished. Ugly, and yet beautiful. Absurd and profound. Tear inducing and belly laugh causing. All at once. Read it. Absorb it. Live it.
  • Lauren Buchanan
    2018-04-17
    Every graduate should read this. It is real as real gets for expectations for the future. It may sound a little negative at the beginning but the end is a positive message. Quick read, only takes about 15 min.
  • Luella Lee
    2018-04-17
    Pretty funny and some very wise words.
  • Shannon
    2018-04-17
    Snarky, yet brimming with excellent advice. “Live each day as if your rent is due tomorrow.” Put that on a coffee mug. 😉