This totally original book is about a cock...sure man who is caulky, cocked up, and above all else, confident. He lays it into a lady real good, and leaves her satisfied(c). This is a totally great comedy erotica story that in no way infringes on a certain word, no sirree, not at all.
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- GAH! I somehow thought this was M/M, until... The lady garden between my legs, which was dry as the Sahara, Gobi, and all the other deserts combined, moistens up like a nice angel food cake at Mark’s words. It’s a real slick roast beef situation down there if you know what I mean. Color this gay boy HORRIFIED. ;- )But 5 stars, because #cockygate.
- ★ 5 OMFG stars!!! ★ “I tongue my tongue against his tongue, tonguing him real nice.” BEST BOOK OF 2018!!! Whoever wrote this book deserves all the stars! Seriously, this was BRILLIANT! “My father never loved me.” “I can replace that lack of love in your life.” FREE COCKY!
- Genius narrative This is a delightful example of how an author is able to convey a feeling and emotion without writing much.Fettuccine Holliday you are a true marketing genius.
- OMGHilarious. Thank you for this tasty satire, Fettuccine. I haven't laughed like that since I don't know when. I hope you don't need a lawyer. ;)
- Normally I wouldn't pay three bucks for what could be considered the length of a high school essay, but anything to piss of the latest #authorbehavingbadly is worth the investment.It's a short read, but it's damn funny too. It's got some of the most hilarious lines that may actually end up in someone's book. Zingers like:His face is like something I've seen in a magazine - in fact, I could've sworn I've seen it a thousand times, like it's been on...
- Hands down, the BEST response to that no-name, bottom-feeding author who trademarked the word “Cocky” for use in a romance book title. It’s 10 minutes of hilarious satire about this ridiculous situation and worth every cent of the $2.99 I paid for it. Sooooo funny! Funniest sex scene ever!
- Hilarious satirization of the audacity of #Cockygate. Oh my, Is it okay that I posted that word, or will I be getting in trouble now that it's no longer a free word?
- Whoever did this is my hero
- #FreeTheCocky #CockyWar #CockyGate #CockyThe best book of the year! I laughed out loud and highly recommend!"He puts his original content in me like no man ever has before."“I’m ready for it now. Let’s do the real sex that counts! Put your heterocentric snake in my lady lasagna.”"The lady garden between my legs, which was dry as the Sahara, Gobi, and all the other deserts combined, moistens up like a nice angel food cake at Mark’s words...
- Freakin' genius. Not only did they take advantage of the delicate situation in the romance community right now but they made fun of all the overused cliches in many romance novels. The way people kiss, the best sex characters have ever had, never using any protection, insta-lust, and terrible sex/genital euphemisms. The absolute SHADE of using the definition of 'cocky' without using the word. The best.Well worth the money. I laughed all the way t...
- OMG I just peed myself. This is everything. And in 5 minutes I got one book closer to meeting my year end book goal. #cockygate #amazonbestseller
- Hahahahahaha!!!!!!Fettuccine Holiday!!! Who are you?! Seriously, I need to know. I want to shake your hand, pat you on the back and buy you a drink. Christ, I’ve never laughed so hard in my life! I’m literally in tears! My husband is over here thinking I’ve lost my ever-loving mind because I. Can’t. Breathe. And now I’m slowly dying over the funniest sh*t I’ve ever read. This was AWESOME 😂😂😂😂
- OMG, I laughed so hard reading this!Absolute perfection in response to #cockygate. I cannot believe the audacity of that “author” bullying other authors. See here for info https://the-digital-reader.com/2018/0...All these authors are trying to make a living. Why would another author do this?? Doesn’t make any sense to me. Read this quick and hilarious book especially to support all the other romance authors!! 😉#freecocky
- Bewarned: I have now TM'd letters A-Z of the alphabet and will be going after each one of you plagiarists on Goodreads who dare to write reviews! I dedicate my five star rating to Faleena Hopkins for her insane decision to tm the word cocky. I mean, come one, the 16th century Brit who invented the word must be turning in his grave.Also: cocky cocky cocky cocky cockycocky cocky cocky cocky cockycocky cocky cocky cocky cockycocky cocky cocky cocky...
- Eeee bobagem, rsrsPodia ter mais umas páginas, haha#freecocky
- Oh em geeeRidiculously hilarious!!! This was ... A great little funny moment to lighten up the current *word I shall not use for fear of copyright infringement* drama
- Satire Warms My Lady LasagnaInitially I worried this parody response to the Colossal 'Cocky' Copyright Caper of 2018 would be half-cocked. How pleasant to discover it fully cocked. Possessed all the elements of a great romance: cocky hero, coquettish heroine, a cocker spaniel and cocky- er, cock-like phalicisms. A true testament to trademark testers testing the limits of trademark tenets, and perfectly palpable proof that the pen is mightier. Cop...
- Readers unite! All authors matter except FH, an author who should never be named again!
- Not all heroes wear capesSometimes they wear censors instead of capes. I’ve never laughed so hard in my life as I did reading this brilliant book while sipping tea in the shade.
- AHAHAHAHAHAHA This is hilarious. Very quick read that satirizes this whole thing: http://www.pajiba.com/think_pieces/co...If you have the time the hashtag #cockygate on twitter is pretty amusing.
- Hysterical and absolutely cocky! Bravo!One of the cockiest stories I've read this week. Well worth it for the laughs. Will recommend far and wide.
- LOL.... hilarious.
- I'm just disappointed her panties didn't disintegrate into ash at her first sight of the c*cky author.
- In case you do not know, there is this thing called #cockgate because the author of a book series with titles likeCocky Rockstar: Gabriel Cocker trademarked the word cocky because her readers where getting confused (supposedly. I have my doubts about this). Anywhoo, she copyrighted the word cocky (so apparently I'm going to get served for using it) and started sending out emails to authors telling them to stop using cocky in the title or else fac...
- Absolutely cockingly great!A must read book for anyone who loves cocky men! A cocky of the walk in the park! No one can free the cocky as well as this one. Hope you enjoy this cocky read.