Blasphemy! by T.J. Klune

Blasphemy!

Blasphemy!Or,When he sees Satan stuck in a rut, God provides a little divine intervention, suggesting the Devil get back to basics.Taking God's advice, Satan answers a summons to a crossroad on Earth, hellbent on brokering a deal in exchange for the soul of the human who summoned him.The problem with that is the summoner is a deviant twink named Jimmy who immediately falls in love at first sight, much to Satan's dismay.Blasphemy! Where God is a f...


Details Blasphemy!

TitleBlasphemy!
Author
Release DateDec 11th, 2018
PublisherSelf-Published
LanguageEnglish
GenreRomance, M M Romance, Fantasy, Humor, Funny, Lgbt, Short Stories, Paranormal, Demons, Novella
Rating

Reviews Blasphemy!

  • ☆ Todd
    2018-12-26
    WOW, that was certainly... something! And I'll let you know 'what' as soon as I figure that out myself. ;- )In spite of being extremely busy running hell, Satan found himself not only super-bored, but also very lonely. So God talked Satan into taking a day for himself, to have some fun doing something he used to enjoy, before his life got so hectic.But after deciding to play Crossroads Demon for a day, the last thing that Satan expected was to fi...
  • Shin Mon Thway
    2018-12-28
    Well, this is for the lack of a better word ..... definitely ..... something. 😂 I have no idea how to explain this book because this is something you gotta witness yourself. 😁 But I immensely enjoyed this story. 👏 If you are someone who’s not easily offended, uptight and narrow-minded, I assure you, you are going to find this book fascinating and hilarious. Because we need power bottoms like Jimmy and cordial Satan in our lives. 4 Sata...
  • Wendy
    2018-12-11
    OMG... I needed this !! Laughed my ass off !! Review to come. If you need a good laugh and you don't mind some blasphemy...you should really let this one bright up your day ;)
  • Sandra
    2018-12-19
    HOLY SHIT, Tj Klune. How do you come up with stuff like this? I mean, you seem like a normal person (see what I did there?), but then you go and write wickedly irreverent and brilliantly outrageous stuff like this thing here, and I sit here in awe at how a story like this with hilarious dialogue just comes out of your brain. Thank you for this. Thank you for being you. Keep on doing that.
  • Gabriella (Gabi)
    2018-12-12
    Oh My God! ...uh, I mean... What the Hell! ;DI knew this day would be shitty for me,and I wanted to start it with a smile on my face, so I turned to TJ Klune, I knew he wouldn't disappoint. And Ho-lee shit! lolWhat better way to start your hellish day (pun absolutely intended) with Hell's own gatekeeper! XD The one and only, the Magnificent, Beast form the East.... oh, uh sorry, wrong Beast! lolThe Beast Who Brings Misery to All! (Capitalized tha...
  • Sophia Triad
    2018-12-12
    New free book by T.J.Klune.You can download it here:http://www.tjklunebooks.com/new-blog/...I have to admit that I did not particularly like Satan and Jimmy.Satan was too softy and sentimental for a million years old evil guy. He should have been oozing wickedness and corruption. Instead he was far too sensitive for my liking. He is depending upon others to tell him how to be bad.And I certainly couldn't get his connection to Jimmy. I think you h...
  • Eugenia
    2018-12-11
    Sacrilegious, hilarious, and cute!!! I loved every word! Satan has the blues. God is a power bottom (so says the Devil). Jesus is a whiny teenager. And a twink named Jimmy just summoned the Lord of the Underworld. The descriptions of Hell are priceless! The only reason I didn't give this 5 STARS was because I wanted more!!!
  • Cadiva
    2018-12-11
    Ridiculously funny, irreverent and filled with the biting wit and clever writing that is the hallmark of TJ, Blasphemy is an absolute delight
  • Melissa
    2018-12-13
    Oh My God!!!! Or as they say in Hell, Oh my Him, lol. 😁 This was completely outlandish and at first I didn't know what this was or what was happening. And then Jimmy. Is anyone prepared to meet someone such as Jimmy? Satan was not and it was the best Tuesday he had had in a long time. Completely recommend. And hmm, we might get more of these guys. 😉🙏😇👹
  • Sanaa ☆ Sanaa's Book Blog ☆
    2018-12-28
    I love this author and Blasphemy! is one of the reasons why. It was absolutely hilarious! Find me on: Facebook | Instagram | Twitter | Blog
  • Renée
    2018-12-12
    Sorry, but I didn't like the characters at all.
  • Laura
    2018-12-13
    This was actually amazing. No one does humour like TJ. Also please write more about these characters! If that question mark at the very end is any indicator, I hope he will!
  • Bookreader87(Amanda)
    2018-12-13
    A fun silly story from the mind of T.J. Klune. Don't take it too seriously and you will find yourself laughing some.
  • Natalia
    2018-12-13
    This was the absolute best!!
  • Vallie
    2018-12-11
    Absurd and totally perfect in a psychotic way. Totally cracked me up -you rock TJ! Need a sequel to this for sure.
  • Irlanda
    2018-12-11
    when he felt hands wrap around his horns. And he immediately melted into a puddle. Not literally of course, though he could do that too if he wanted. His horns were very sensitive, and the kid was tugging on them lightly. “Oh my god,” Jimmy whispered. “Are you purring?” Satan coughed roughly. “I’m not purring.” “You were!” Jimmy said.LO AME, es una historia totalmente ridícula, graciosa y muuuuuy original!! Pero no se puede esp...
  • Debra
    2018-12-12
    Funny, sweet, and sassy (courtesy of teen Jesus) with a bit of political commentary just for laughs. Satan is about to meet his match. I adored Jimmy. Thanks for a fun morning TJ!
  • E.
    2018-12-29
    3,5 🔥Read hereThis was funny and blasphemous but not as funny and blasphemous as I expected?We get a day from Satan's life. A Satan's Tuesday. And Satan is... not a happy person. And a workaholic. But, this day, due to some divine intervention Satan makes some changes in his routine and ends up fixing a deal for a soul of Jimmy Davidson.And that part is the funniest! Sure, the conversation with God was ok but?? Idk, I kept a straight face thro...
  • Kathleen
    2018-12-12
    3.5 stars5 stars for the delicious irreverence. 3 2 stars for the editorial disaster.
  • Francesca
    2018-12-13
    Irreverent, hilarious and very, very clever. Exactly what was needed on this dreary, rainy morning
  • Aleksandra
    2018-12-16
    Jimmy is the legend who summoned the Satan and made him his boyfriend. We stan one (1) man.This short story is hilarious tale from Satan’s pov about his work in Hell and one fortunate encounter with Jimmy, 21 year old eccentric human.The story is poking fun at christianity and bringing lots of currently relevant thing to attention, it’s fun and woke and lowkey erotic. Satan and Jimmy’s romance is 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻Highly recommend!
  • ⚔ Silvia ⚓
    2018-12-17
    Lmao wtf
  • Carol (bookish_notes)
    2018-12-11
    This is the most ridiculous story I’ve ever read. And the most wonderful. What’s with that question mark at the end? Does this mean there’s going to be a sequel? lol I would not be opposed to that at all.I do have questions though - is Satan 15 feet tall all the time? How does this work? Is everyone else normal sized? It doesn't seem like him and Jimmy have an extreme height difference from their scenes together. Does Jimmy have family he l...
  • JadeSarah.
    2018-12-11
    LOVEEEEED. HIGHLY RECOMMEND.I needed this in my life. So feel good. Tj Klune's wit and humour is unmatchable. As funny and silly as it could be it still hit on things like feeling lonely and feeling a little lost. Which is very relatable. But make no mistake this story will make you feel good and you'll have a smug smile worthy of a God.Jimmy is fucking wonderful and I adore him. No idea if Tj intends to expand on this, make a series out of it bu...
  • NeRdyWYRM
    2018-12-11
    I wouldn't mind seeing more of that little bit of ridiculousness.A whole lot of irreverent, snarky fun in a very human-ish package.I particularly enjoyed that it was an eye inside the mind of the author in that it has a taste of all that's fantastically wrong in our neck of the world without it being a political treatise. Very well done. And funny AF.Imagine all the people you wish and hope eventually end up in Hell, and how damned boring the job...
  • Laura
    2018-12-11
    This a wonderful, terrible thing 😂 Kinda slow start, but once Jimmy was introduced it was great fun. Love this and very much TJ’s crass humor.
  • Jennifer☠Pher☠
    2019-01-02
    What a fun, ridiculous, a tad touching and just plain silly way to end 2018.Well done.
  • Stephanie Anderson
    2018-12-11
    Ok ok, so thank you T.J. for this free story! I'm home sick with a stomach bug and my chest hurts every time I laugh or cough but damn was it worth it. This novella is a very biting and satirical take on God and the Devil and I love it. Basically God hooks up Satan with a boy who is genuinely a good person and wholly unrepentant.“Bullshit,” Satan said faintly. Jimmy shrugged. “You’re right. I tried being humble once, but it didn’t take....