Uganda Be Kidding Me by Chelsea Handler

Uganda Be Kidding Me

Wherever Chelsea Handler travels, one thing is certain: she always ends up in the land of the ridiculous. Now, in this uproarious collection, she sneaks her sharp wit through airport security and delivers her most absurd and hilarious stories ever.On safari in Africa, it's anyone's guess as to what's more dangerous: the wildlife or Chelsea. But whether she's fumbling the seduction of a guide by not knowing where tigers live (Asia, duh) or wearing...


Details Uganda Be Kidding Me

TitleUganda Be Kidding Me
ISBN9781455599738
Author
Release DateMar 4th, 2014
PublisherGrand Central Publishing
LanguageEnglish
GenreNonfiction, Humor, Autobiography, Memoir, Comedy
Rating

Reviews Uganda Be Kidding Me

  • Deanna
    2016-03-14
    2.5 StarsI came across Chelsea Handler by accident about 9 years ago. At the time "Chelsea Lately" wasn't airing in Canada and unless you had satellite TV with US channels you were out of luck. Well my parents happened to have a dish and I just so happened to be spending a lot of time there (No, not just because they had satellite TV with awesome American TV programming). So I was flipping channels and came across this loud blonde interviewing To...
  • Darth J
    2013-08-25
    Oh Chelsea, you've lost your touch.I've enjoyed her previous books because they were anecdotes. Half of this book is dedicated to her trip to Africa where she and her gaggle of lady friends act like the worst kind of American tourists, whether it be braying idiotically or drunkenly pawing at her tour guide (who was not interested). The book felt forced, like she couldn't really enjoy this trip because she was too worried about making a snappy com...
  • Naomi
    2014-03-15
    I don't get it. I think I am missing something. After falling in love (and still quoting) Chelsea's dynamic book Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea, I read everything that I could get my hands on by this author. But this book was like the clap, it went painfully on and on with no sense of sense. It was like pulling teeth to continue to read this book. What I can't figure out for me is that I wasn't reading it for review. I could have stopped ...
  • katyjanereads
    2014-03-03
    1. I loved that the pictures were in color. That doesn't happen very often in books.2. I love Chelsea's schizophrenic brain. Her stories don't seem like they are going anywhere and, to be honest, I don't really care. She's so funny that she would write the book in crayon and I'd still find in hilarious. But then the stories do make sense somehow when she's finished.3. She commented on how bad she hates poor grammar and there were like 5 typos in ...
  • Kelly (and the Book Boar)
    2014-02-27
    Find all of my reviews at: http://52bookminimum.blogspot.com/ARC from NetGalley. Thank you NetGalley!!!!!3.5 StarsFirst, let me take care of a little bidness. Introducing my new guest blogger – Frank Engator. He likah da funny books and just laughed and laughed while reading his first selection by Chelsea Handler. Now, on to the review . . . If it weren’t for the fact that seeing her on television or hearing her voice makes me want to stab he...
  • Dana Fontaine
    2014-04-16
    This is probably one of Chelsea Handler's best. This book is so funny and true and heartfelt that I have gained a lot of respect for her, on top of a brimming bowl of respect, that she can be so honest. Everyone, who has a sense of humor and is not easily offended, should read this book.
  • Shane
    2014-03-05
    This type of shallowness and self-indulgence requires more depth and less self-indulgence to pull it off more successfully (e.g.: "French and Saunders" or "Absolutely Fabulous"), but there's a few laughs along the way.
  • Theresa
    2014-03-22
    Seriously, is Chelsea Handler the worst person on the planet, or does she exist simply to make you feel better about yourself? Or is she simply a successful comedian. Or a little of all of the above.
  • Denise Lamoreaux
    2014-01-14
    Hilarious! I've read some articles from people who think Chelsea is crude and unimaginative. Maybe it's just me, but I find her hilarious. Chelsea books may be a guilty pleasure but they're definitely a reprieve from day to day life and I cannot help but giggle out loud every time I read one-- Uganda Be Kidding Me was no exception.
  • Leonel
    2014-06-22
    I recently got tickets to Chelsea Handler's comedy tour, which she was doing to promote her new book, Uganda Be Kidding Me. I soured on her because she made the crowd wait an hour and twenty minutes before coming on (who does she think she is, Madonna?) and I actually left early and didn't finish the show. So I was curious to find if the book is as irritating as her act. Well, it is. The book is mostly structured on her recent travels. Half of it...
  • Georgette
    2014-03-11
    I have read all of Chelsea's books. I tried, and failed, to finish the one before this one that her friends wrote about her. It just wasn't funny. Nothing against the friends, but maybe the only person who can tell the world about Chelsea is- Chelsea.In this case, she tells us of her travel (mis)adventures. You have the usual bitchiness and the usual suspects in her traveling companions. You have some unique adventures. So what unsettled me? Not ...
  • Laura
    2014-03-08
    I've seen clips of Handler, but I'm not sure I've ever seen a full episode of her show. I knew she was a bit abrasive and vulgar, but this book was over the top. She manages to insult pretty much every group of people ever and doesn't come off as very likable for most of the book. I enjoyed the last chapter about her friendship with Whitney Cummings, but that was about it. Received from netgalley.
  • Suzanne
    2019-05-19
    I love Chelsea Handler books. She is so amusing and comfortable in her own skin. I always love how unapologetic she is with actions and honestly her books show how big of a heart she has with her family friends. A majority of her books feature this fact with her constant purchasing of things for her friends and family and traveling adventures. Just love her and her books! ❤ I love Chelsea Handler books. She is so amusing and comfortable in he...
  • Kristen Cansler
    2014-03-05
    After reading Uganda Be Kidding Me, my new mission in life is to get white girl wasted with Chelsea Handler in South Africa while watching stampeding elephants. It's been such a long time since I laughed this hard at a book. I even snorted. Chelsea brings back her perverted and saturated with alcohol humor in her latest book that gives us a peek into traveling her way. I'll admit that I'm not usually one for non-fiction unless it's a really well ...
  • Megan Wheat
    2014-02-08
    It was one long run on story that would never end
  • J.L. Guzior
    2017-03-29
    Love me some Chelsea. Laugh out loud funny as always! My husband kept looking over at me like I was nuts while I was reading this book.
  • Ashley
    2018-09-19
    lololol
  • Miranda Lynn
    2014-03-10
    DNF at 90 pages.When I first started reading Chelsea Handler's books a couple of years ago, I really enjoyed them. Her humor was snarky, risqué and different than other female comedians I'm a fan of…but it seems like her work has been quickly going downhill in the past few years. Her last book (if you can call it that) was absolutely awful, but I was hopeful that Uganda Be Kidding Me would be better, especially because it was written by hersel...
  • SuperHeroQwimm
    2014-11-14
    I will use quotes from the book to show you briefly why I enjoyed it so much."'When did Africa come up? I thought you were going to the south of France?' 'I want to know where rappers come from. You know that's always been a passion of mine.'" Pgs 6-7"Can you imagine the man you were sitting next to taking a good, hard look at what you left behind in your seat and coming to the conclusion you had miscarried?" Pg 16"Then she looked down and asked ...
  • Allison
    2014-04-26
    I'm over Chelsea Handler (I think Chelsea is kinda over Chelsea Handler, too). I was kinda over her before I started reading, but this book sealed the deal. Why did I even read this book then? Well, I've read all of her other books and didn't want to be a quitter, so I decided to go for it. This book only half takes place Africa, it is mostly just her travel stories, but not actually stories... long-winded anecdotes. There was little plot to this...
  • Shannon
    2015-08-07
    Uganda Be Kidding Me The Characters: Chelsea Handler and a host of friends, family and random people me while traveling. The Story: Chelsea is crazy and I mean that in the best way possible. I am unsure how much of these stories are fabrication and how much is truth but I honestly doubt even Chelsea knows. Her alcohol laden tales are a delight to listen to. I’d love to travel with her one day. The Random Thoughts: 4 Stars
  • Natalie (Natflix&Books)
    2014-02-27
    2.5Fairly entertaining and a pretty quick read, but something about Chelsea Handler just rubs me the wrong way even though I do want to like her. Full review to follow...probably.
  • Natalie
    2014-03-27
    I can always rely on Chelsea Handler to write a book that makes me laugh out loud. Her stories of travel with her friends made me feel like I was with them. A big fan!
  • Nikki
    2013-07-18
    Chelsea is nothing if not abrasive. But I definitely respect abrasiveness, plenty of people probably feel the same way about me. But I did feel as though Chelsea went overboard with her abrasive ways, in fact I thought she was absolutely absurd and rude at times in the book. I think some moments she includes must be hyperbolic, but at the same time they don't seem terribly unbelievable either. One thing for sure? You won't catch me doing any of t...
  • Kim Kardash
    2014-03-30
    barely read half,...it's definitely time to return this to the library. This book is bad. Thought it would be an interesting subject matter...African Safari, but it's barely about a safari, and more about how much she loves alcohol drugs and sex. Subject matter had a lot of potential, but it's just not good. And, doesn't even make sense....seriously choppy writing.
  • Candy
    2014-03-25
    This might be one of the worst books I've ever started. I see no reason to progress beyond 30% read. The subject matter is trivial, ridiculous, and a complete waste of time. Drugs, alcohol, sex dominate where exploring on safari could have been interesting. This book should not have been published. Yuk.
  • Beth
    2014-03-11
    Read this while in flight... I'm pretty sure the guy sitting next to me thought I was a chuckle-head, laughing out loud in a flight...he kept trying to see what I was reading:-)
  • Liss Lovejoy
    2014-04-03
    I received this book for free in exchange for an honest review. This does not affect my opinion of the book or the content of my review.Apparently Handler broke up with a boyfriend and decides to take her friends to Africa and then write part of a book about it. She takes us on one of her adventures which starts out with her telling about the players in said adventure. Her sister Simone, her lesbian roommate in which she refers to her as lesbian ...
  • LiteraryMarie
    2014-02-13
    3.5 out of 5 RATING"I woke up at 4:45 a.m. in Johannesburg, South Africa, in my bra, underwear, and eyeshades. My head was torqued to the right due to the length and width of the pillow I was resting it on, which had the same dimensions as a panty liner. The duvet accompanying this 'pillow' was an inch or two wider and could have doubled as a buffet napkin." ~ pg. 12And so begins the misadventure of comedian Chelsea Handler on safari in Africa. C...
  • Nadine Lumley
    2014-10-18
    I watched Chelsea Handler's Netflix show Uganda Be Kidding Me. My whole life I've been a huge huge huge fan of female comics and will watch them as a great fan. I haven't seen her show or read any of her books so I was going in fresh here.I hated it. I really, really hated it, and I'm the sort to go support a female comic just because she's a female comic raising issues I never hear get raised by male comics.I was disgusted, turned off, not funny...