Crazy Kinky Dirty Clowns (Crazy Kinky Dirty Love, #4) by K.A. Merikan

Crazy Kinky Dirty Clowns (Crazy Kinky Dirty Love, #4)

--- It's clowns. It's a gangbang. It's helium balloons. ---Some nights just don’t go as planned. It’s Halloween and Kyle’s rushing home to see his boyfriend after a late evening shift at work. As usual, he takes a shortcut through the local park, but a poster informing about a killer clown in the area makes him apprehensive about being alone in the dark. It’s only when he discovers there is a man in a clown costume following him that he p...


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TitleCrazy Kinky Dirty Clowns (Crazy Kinky Dirty Love, #4)
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LanguageEnglish
GenreRomance, M M Romance, Erotica, BDSM, Adult Fiction, Contemporary, Short Stories, Menage, LGBT, Gay, M M M
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Reviews Crazy Kinky Dirty Clowns (Crazy Kinky Dirty Love, #4)

  • Monique
    2013-04-09
    HOLY HOTNESS!! This is a fun, short smut fix for all m/m lovers! If you read the synopsis on this you would certainly think you were in for something taboo, dark and in my depraved mind… delicious! However, I was forewarned that it would not be a dark read, so I kind of went into this thinking there was more to this novella than just the blurb… and if I tell you my sentiments at the end were… Aww Bless! Then I am sure you can decipher this ...
  • SheReadsALot
    2014-03-21
    Actually, I've been hit with the clown porn...kink. Right in the kisser!I'll admit, even knowing this author team can deliver, clown...anything is not a hot button for me.Yep, I'll admit...clowns freak me the fuck out. And clowns doing anything remotely sex like...*shudders*After reading it, it was not bad at all. It was pretty erotic.(view spoiler)[ Honk! Honk! (hide spoiler)]On Halloween night, Kyle gets kidnapped by horny clowns. Don't worry i...
  • Natasha
    2013-09-04
    Who knew clown sex could be so sexy?And who said sex always has to be serious?Spoilers afoot!I'm torn between rating this like 4.5 or a 5... but I guess it doesn't matter really because those scores are pretty close.Okay so I've read one of the author's other free short stories and she gave this to me in thoughts that I'd like it and damn was she ever right... and I always review honestly.This short story is fucking sweet. It starts kind of freak...
  • Rosa, really
    2014-06-12
    BDSM.Clown.Gangbang. Never thought such a book would be so very enjoyable---yet it's the perfect combination of creepy, hot and ridiculous.I kinda adored it.
  • Sheziss
    2015-08-23
    Moral of the story: clowns are not evil.Just the opposite, they give you balloons if you behave yourself. "Well done!" Dorothy laughed and Kyle felt him tying something to the tip of his cock, just under the crown. It didn't hurt but it was almost too much in such a sensitive area. "You get a balloon for that, bitch." The moment Dorothy finished saying that, Kyle felt a gentle tug on the string and he realized he had a helium balloon tied to his ...
  • Sara
    2014-05-01
    Okay. I do not like Clowns. So I did it. I do not like Clowns. Fucking Hell. I do not like Clowns. Folks said this was hot. I do not like Clowns. It was, but then there were clowns. I do not like Clowns. The fucking red noses freak me out. I do not like Clowns. OMG. Why did I read this?I do not like clowns. Can someone hold me now? This was written very well. There was kink and sexy times...I admit to skimming bits because of clowns. I like the...
  • Ann
    2014-04-12
    I hate clowns with the passion of a thousand white hot suns. A very dear Stallion made it so I could read this for my birthday though and all I can say is, everyone should be as lucky as I am to have a Stallion. Weird and hot as fuck. That is all.
  • Vivian
    2013-09-02
    This story gets major points for premise alone.Anxious, campy, smutty good read. This is pure enjoyment. The uniqueness and creativity displayed is refreshing, quirky, and incredibly sexy. This is the best gangbang I've ever read. Hands down. A perfect read for the season. Honestly, this story deserves a better review than this, but right now, it's all I've got.
  • Kynthos-the-Archer (Kyn)
    2013-04-04
    Uhmm... 3.5 stars. Nearly a 4 stars tho. Dropped 1/2 a star due to early lost of fright-factor to drive my adrenaline. But this is all down to personal preference. I just happened to be the type who feeds on fear, despair and hopelessness (as long as it's fiction of course). Lol.To some of you, this might not be mild and tame at all. *chuckles* So still tread carefully ok. “Be especially vigilant on Halloween and do not underestimate people in ...
  • Emma Sea
    2013-03-18
    So . . . non-con gang-bang clown porn.Floofy, not-really-non-con-at-all gang-bang clown porn.This isn't my particular kink (the clowns, not the non-con. I'm all about the non-con) but I enjoyed Playing with Food so much that I'll pretty much buy everything Merikan publishes now.Merikan's style here is an unusual blend of nifty-esque gay erotica and m/m romance. I liked it: I'm with Elizabetta in that I was hoping for something darker. Creepy good...
  • Justin
    2014-03-21
    For my girl, Natasha.Clowns don't bother me so I agreed to give this a go. It's short and basically PWP but it was fun to read. It has a hint of romance and sweetness to it and that's what made it work for me. Let me be clear, there is NO non-con or dub-con here or it would have been a no-go. If you can handle clowns (by clowns I mean hot & sexy men dressed up to help fulfill a fantasy) and you've got 30 minutes to kill, this hot little number is...
  • Elizabetta
    2013-04-05
    3.5 starsWell, this is pretty good clown porn. Okay, okay, it’s creepy, creepy clown porn and if this were Halloween would be the perfect read. As it was, I read this in a dark room with only my Kindle light for comfort and started imagining grotesque clown faces peering out at me from the corners. I don’t like clowns with their forced grimaces and antics but a gang of clowns ‘gang banging’ up on poor Kyle on the witching night...that was...
  • Macky
    2013-04-12
    Freaky clowns. Smut. Full on dirty sex. More freaky clowns! Lots more smut!Tons of full on dirty sex Smutty sexy freaky clowns! Dirty sex coming out the wazoo with smutty sexy freaky clowns!!Truckloads of full on smutty sex with sexy, smutty, freaky clowns!! FUN, naughty naughty read with freaky smutty sexy clowns!!! Oh... and a very inventive use for helium balloons! Lol!!!
  • Tink Magoo is bad at reviews
    2016-03-16
    *Coughs discreetly while checking no one is watching*I just had my MM cherry popped (and I liked it)Welcome to the sausage party!And now I'm picturing cocks dancing with mini party hats on their heads. Imagine the balls are almost like those space hoppers you got as kids. Wow now I've written that it seems super inappropriate of me. Anyway what was I saying, I got distracted by all those imaginary dancing dicks...The way I see it is if you're goi...
  • Alvin
    2014-03-21
    FREAKISHLY HOT. Gah! This one's steamin'!It's a short PWP that will make feel afraid and aroused at clowns at the same. Also there were balloons tied up to body parts you won't imagine. A "special" homemade face paint. And lots of hot lovin' from people you don't know. XDA RECOMMENDED M/M EROTICA!
  • Lori
    2014-03-21
    Okay Natasha, I concede...clowns are freaking hot.
  • Heller
    2013-04-05
    That was freaktastically smoking hot. Clowns. Who knew?The prequel must be read.
  • Adam
    2019-03-23
    This dirty little short read's been on my tbr for years. Clowns are terrifing.I finally decided to give it a go.It was weird.Disturbing. Somewhat confusing....and yet pretty hot?Clowns are still gross though.
  • Breann
    2014-03-28
    Some nights don't go as planned? If the plan was, 'Let's Make Halloween Hot as Fuck', then I think the night went exactly as planned. Maybe just not according to what Kyle had in mind. Once he was keen to the goings on, then hell yeeeeeaaaaah, he liked the plan. Plans are good.Especially plans involving gangbanging clowns with balloons. Kyle was being followed and captured by a coupla creepy clowns. Pretty quickly he realized that his boyfriend, ...
  • Bree Cheese
    2013-10-24
    Über smutty campiness! And not what you expect at all, it's actually quite sweet in the end.
  • ~ Lei ~ Reading Is An Adventure ~
    2013-10-24
    ✰✰✰ Kyle has a fantasy and just the boyfriend to fulfill it. A sexy clown gangbang is just the ticket. Enjoy this campy, smutty read. ✰✰✰½ Kyle has a fantasy and just the boyfriend to fulfill it. A sexy clown gangbang is just the ticket. Enjoy this campy, smutty read.
  • Natalie
    2013-11-02
    I never thought I'd be describing a clown gangbang as romantic, but I really loved Kyle and Dan in this story. It's not as dark as I expected, and that's a good thing. Crazy, hot, and fun.
  • Star
    2014-02-27
    The blurb says it all, folks. Gangbang clown porn, with balloons.
  • Syfy
    2013-03-21
    Fuckin' A mental, 5stars! *clownsclownsclowns*
  • Kazza
    2013-04-05
    I can't really review this without giving things away, not that there is a lot to give away as you know how things are pretty quickly.This might seem weird but, whatever, Clown'd is a sweet clown gangbang short - now there is a sub-genre I never thought of before - that was too sweet for me. Perhaps that says more about me than the book.Some sex, some humour, nice positioning of balloons. Quick to read. I don't think the erotic content warning on...
  • Lauren at Live Read and Breathe Reviews
    2013-04-13
    3.5 Stars eARC for honest reviewSo, it all started on a halloween when Kyle was walking home and he got abducted by a van full of clowns. WTF? Every guys dream well maybe not but it was Kyle's dream to have some loving from more than one partner.At first there was panic but then there was lots of kinky loving going on so why not stop and enjoy it when all your dreams can come true.But was it really a kidnap or was it a gift from his lover. What b...
  • Cory
    2013-11-29
    This was awesome and I love that 'Dorothy' is going to be that guy's name from now on ;)Here are two guys who are totally in love with complete trust in each other living out a fantasy. So hot!
  • Don Bradshaw
    2013-10-05
    I love clowns but I like sex even more. This hot little short with it's creepy clown gang bang was perfect Halloween read.
  • Lor Rose
    2013-04-04
    I read it but I can't post a proper review till released! Hurry up! Release the clowns! (I can't believe I just said that)~~ ACTUAL REVIEW BELOW ~~Let me start off by saying that I hate clowns. HATE. Both Kat and Agnes have tortured me relentlessly over the past months with stupid clowns. Mostly Kat but who's keeping track besides me? Despite my reservations I started beta reading this last week.Putting my wig out sessions aside this what I truly...