The Twisted Ones by T. Kingfisher

The Twisted Ones

When a young woman clears out her deceased grandmother’s home in rural North Carolina, she finds long-hidden secrets about a strange colony of beings in the woods.When Mouse’s dad asks her to clean out her dead grandmother's house, she says yes. After all, how bad could it be?Answer: pretty bad. Grandma was a hoarder, and her house is stuffed with useless rubbish. That would be horrific enough, but there’s more—Mouse stumbles across her s...


Details The Twisted Ones

TitleThe Twisted Ones
ISBN9781534429574
Author
Release DateOct 1st, 2019
PublisherGallery / Saga Press
LanguageEnglish
GenreHorror, Fantasy, Fiction, Mystery, Adult, Thriller
Rating

Reviews The Twisted Ones

  • karen
    2019-07-09
    oooh, goodreads choice awards semifinalist for BEST HORROR 2019! what will happen?i don’t usually dig folk horror—i find it too understated; too quaint and stylized to be entertaining, let alone scary, but this book is refreshingly modern and legit creepy. i wasn’t scared-scared, since whatever part of a person that regulates the ability to be scared by books/movies seems to be broken in me, but i can wholly appreciate effective horror atmo...
  • Tadiana ✩Night Owl☽
    2019-09-16
    The Twisted Ones is a modern twist on an old horror classic! Final review, first posted on Fantasy Literature: The Twisted Ones begins with mild consternation: Melissa, who goes by “Mouse,” has the thankless task of taking a trip to backwoods North Carolina, with her loyal redbone coonhound Bongo for company, to clean out her late grandmother’s home. “It’ll be a mess,” her father says, in a massive understatement. Consternation shifts...
  • Melissa ♥ Dog/Wolf Lover ♥ Martin
    2019-12-05
    Oh I loved this book!! I was lucky enough to get it from our tiny library but I’m going to get myself a physical copy!! Thanks to my horror group or I might have missed it! Mel Oh I loved this book!! I was lucky enough to get it from our tiny library but I’m going to get myself a physical copy!! Thanks to my horror group or I might have missed it! Mel 🖤🐶🐺🐾
  • Fran
    2019-06-23
    In the backwoods of North Carolina stood the house of Melissa's estranged dead grandmother. Melissa aka Mouse, with her Redbone Coonhound "Bongo" in tow, arrived in her pick-up truck to clean out the house as per her father's request. Grandma,"a nasty piece of work" who was "mean as a snake" was a hoarder. The house was a virtual firetrap; storage bins piled "knee high", newspapers "piled in neatly tied stacks", and "a room of dolls, dead dolls w...
  • Allison Hurd
    2019-10-10
    I'm all riled up so though I should be sleeping, here is instead a review. This book is like being handed the script for "I Am Legend" and turning it into "Zombieland." It is based on horror, but it's not horror. It's at best Buffy the Musical. CONTENT WARNING: (usually I say "just a list of topics, no actual spoilers," but these are weird content warnings. They are in and of themselves somewhat spoilers, but it is just a list.) (view spoiler)[ h...
  • Racheal
    2019-05-26
    In my mind I roughly categorize supernatural horror into two main groups: Babadook-style horror and Cabin in the Woods-style horror.Babadook-style horror is the kind that starts out right off the bat with a low-grade, unceasing tension, and it usually follows one or more Very Unhappy People. You see the characters and think- do they really need to go through even more shit? Their lives already kind of suck. But the story often relies at least to ...
  • Peter
    2019-11-15
    What a massive read! Melissa, nicknamed Mouse, is to clear out her grandmother's house. There she comes across the mentioning of a hidden (by her evil grandmother) book , The 'Green Book', owned by her step gradfather Cotgrave. While clearing the house strange things happen. Behind the house she finds a hill with uncanny carved stone and in the manuscript found white people are mentioned. Who are those 'Hollering People' and what is Melissa's rol...
  • Mogsy (MMOGC)
    2019-10-13
    4.5 of 5 stars at The BiblioSanctum https://bibliosanctum.com/2019/10/15/...The Twisted Ones was a fun novel featuring the perfect blend of humor and horror, with the first element provided mainly in the form of the main character’s incredibly infectious voice, while the second came via the setting’s creeptastic atmosphere. You’ve got an old house in the middle of the woods, filled with decaying trash and other ghastly things like scary bab...
  • Fiona
    2019-10-02
    What a way to kick off Spooky Month - The Twisted Ones had me watching over my shoulder when I was reading it at home alone, and I loved every minute.T. Kingfisher - or Ursula Vernon, if that's how you know her - is probably best known for her fairytale retellings or interpretations. This is my first full-length novel of hers, and what an absolute stunner. Folklore being largely an oral tradition has lent the author an incredibly readable "voice"...
  • Rachel (Kalanadi)
    2019-10-09
    This was scary and funny and if I hear something tapping on my window at night I will freak out.
  • Sheila
    2019-07-20
    4 spooky stars. I really enjoyed this one!Then I made faces like the faces on the rocks, and I twisted myself about like the twisted ones, and I lay down flat on the ground like the dead ones...This is a retelling--or rather, a sequel--to Arthur Machen's 1904 short story, The White People. (You don't need to know anything about the original story to enjoy this novel, though. I hadn't read it when I read this novel--though I did go back and read i...
  • Elle's Book Blog
    2019-08-22
    Release Date: October 1, 2019 Genre: Horror/FantasyUnfortunately, this book just didn't do it for me. I love the MC because she had a great personality and a snarky attitude but I didn't care how the book felt more fantasy than horror. Sure there were a few moments that gave me the chills (especially at the beginning) Then I made faces like the faces on the rocks, and I twisted myself about like the twisted ones, and I lay down flat on the gro...
  • Lindsay
    2019-11-13
    Mouse and her dog Bongo have come to her recently passed grandmother's house in North Carolina to clear it out and get it ready for sale. It's an enormous job because Mouse's grandmother was a hoarder. All the time in the remote house has Mouse noticing some seriously disturbing things about the woods surrounding the old house. As Mouse investigates, spurred on by a journal from her grandmother's late husband, a mysterious other world begins to i...
  • Latasha
    2019-11-12
    i added this to my TBR is June of 2019 and went on about my business. when it won a group read in November, i saw that i had marked it as to read and now was the time to read it. i didn't really remember what it was about but that's ok. OMG guys, this book!! I love Mouse and Bongo! i love how she talks to him and how much she cares about that old hound dog. I love Foxy, she's great and i could picture her exactly. The characters in this book were...
  • Juli
    2019-10-06
    Melissa travels to Pondsboro, NC to clear out her grandmother's house after her death. Her relationship with her grandmother was complicated. The woman was mean, difficult and just....off. Turns out she was a hoarder, too. As she slowly starts to clear out the house, she finds her step-grandfather's diary and notices strange things about the surrounding woods. Weird rock carvings. Disfigured animals. Strange effigies. And the tapping sounds....al...
  • Judy
    2019-09-20
    Kingfisher is a great storyteller and the story moves along drawing you into this, of course, unbelievable world. It's told in a folksy kind of voice which suits the setting of rural North Carolina perfectly. Mouse is an editor who was asked by her Dad to clean out her grandmother's house. When she gets there she realizes her grandmother is a hoarder and stuff is stacked everywhere, blocking doors and stairs and windows. This is going to be a hug...
  • Ctgt
    2019-11-03
    You have to clean out the house of your "mean as a snake" hoarder grandmother whose place just happens to sit in an isolated area right beside a deep forest.What could possibly go wrong?Solid folklore horror.8/10
  • Renee Godding
    2019-11-29
    4/5 stars“Everybody yells at Orpheus and Lot's wife. Put yourself in their shoes for five minutes and you'd yell a lot less, I promise you.” It’s only thanks to the Goodreads Choice Awards that this book came to my attention, because for some reason it’s been flying under my radar since its release. Without any expectations, just hoping to have an enjoyable time, I went into this one blind. After I’d finished, despite having read 3 of i...
  • Empress Reece (Hooked on Books)
    2019-10-30
    4.5 stars - Bone Chillingly Good!...I absolutely loved the originality in this story! It was a nice change of pace from the usual everyday horror tropes. It is somewhat of a slow burner in the beginning as the main character, Mouse, is cleaning out her deceased grandmother's house but, there were plenty of creepy encounters and suspenseful dialogue throughout this process to keep my interest piqued and my mind on full alert. I was actually over h...
  • Lata
    2019-11-03
    This was creepy. I don't generally read horror, but I like T. Kingfisher's work a lot (both the adult fare and her children's books as Ursula Vernon) so it was a no-brainer that I'd read this book. The story was a nicely eerie, with genuinely frightening parts. I liked the seriously weird, odd and frightening Twisted Ones, and there are scenes when Kingfisher had me thinking I'd take a break from the narrative; what kept me reading was the author...
  • Jessica Woodbury
    2019-10-15
    3.5 stars. Southern folk horror with a smart, playful protagonist and voice. Mouse has the dreaded job of cleaning out her grandmother's house after her death. No one really liked Grandma all that much. And Grandma was, to Mouse's dismay, a hoarder. As she gets to work cleaning out the house and seeing if it can be salvaged, she stumbles upon some unusual writings from the long-dead second husband of her grandmother that hint at some strange and ...
  • Lisa Wolf
    2019-12-08
    Rounding up from 3.5 stars.The set-up of The Twisted Ones hooked me from the start. Freelance editor Mouse heads off to her dead grandmother’s isolated home to prepare it for sale, but upon arrival, discovers it’s stuffed to the rafters with newspapers, coat hangers, clothing, and all sorts of useless junk. If it were me, I probably would have made a run for it at soon as I pushed open the front door and saw the mess waiting inside, but Mouse...
  • Gabi
    2019-10-08
    3.5 stars rounded up, because I had such a blast during the first three quarters of the book.The 'hero' team of this novel is one of the most entertaining I've encountered.We have 'Mouse', a mid-thirty freelance editor who only wanted to clear out the house of her dead grandmother, but stumbles into a slowly creeping horror mystery. The story is told from her POV and isn't sparing with self-deprecating insights in a vivid tone (including several ...
  • Chandra Claypool (wherethereadergrows)
    2019-12-01
    This is one of those books that I was wondering how I was going to feel within the first 50 pages. This reads as Mouse's writing of her experiences while cleaning out the hoarding house of her late stepgrandmother. It starts off a bit slow as she gets there, tries to get settled and realizes just what kind of task she's actually in for. We get to meet some of the tertiary characters and it sets the mood for the rest of the read. My favorite chara...
  • ☾ h a d e e r ☽
    2019-10-31
    This book is nightmare fuel. The premise is so simple - woman clears out grandmother's house and discovers weird shit - but it somehow managed to be one of the more compelling, entertaining, and unsettling books I've read all year. The narrator of this book is one of the best things about it; she's got a very witty monologue going on that turned what could have been a dreadfully boring book into a delight. Because here's the thing, this book is s...
  • Kelli
    2019-11-11
    Closer to 2.75 stars.This book started out interesting, and the main character is pretty funny. Unfortunately it went downhill quickly, after the halfway mark. It became "silly" scary and not in a good way. I want to say this is more of a creepy read than a horror read. I laughed more than I felt frightened. If you're looking for a good scare I wouldn't recommend this one.
  • Carrie (brightbeautifulthings)
    2019-08-02
    I received a free e-ARC through NetGalley from the publishers at Saga Press. Trigger warnings: death, animal death, gore, blood, violence, rape (implied), abduction, guns, fires.When Mouse agrees to clean out her dead grandmother’s house in rural North Carolina, she has no idea how bad it is. Her grandmother was a borderline hoarder, and the house will take weeks to clear out on her own, with no internet, a sketchy cell phone signal, and no clo...
  • Bill
    2019-11-29
    OK, I'm calling it. DNF'd at 32%.What a disappointment. I had put this and a few other horror novels on my shelf last month in the spirit of Halloween, and then waited until I was really in the mood for them. The mood struck, and this was the one I grabbed.I wish I could remember where I saw a recommendation for this one so I can discount that source going forward.The Twisted Ones reads like it was written by a high school student. The writing is...
  • Unabridged Bibliophile
    2019-11-17
    Solid 4 stars. Creeped the hell out of me until around the 3/4 mark.